I have a pet peeve I want to rant a little bit about today and not too surprisingly, it’s about vampires and how they are represented in the movies. I know that to a certain degree a movie is only as good as its script and that many times the author is told what to insert into the storyline by the producers. That is business, I get it, and I have no trouble with folks making money. That is not what bothers me.

Can you tell me if I’m a vampire?
I have a craving for blood. Am I a vampire?
Are Vampires immortal?
Do vampires really drink blood?
Did vampires ever exist?
Can a crucifix kill a vampire?
Do vampires fear water?
Can a vampire fly?